July 13, 2009

Dear Sir,

How are things yo? The Texas trip sounded like it was fun, sounds like quite the adventure. Almost getting eaten by a Zebra, not many people can say that, ha ha.

Crazy stuff going on in the world of sports. I hope the Jazz can dump Boozer, the guy's a bum. I really hope they can hang on to Millsap. I heard about Steve McNair getting killed, that's completely insane. That kinda sucks how it went down, I liked Steve McNair. Donte Stallworth is a total loser, 24 days? That's dumb.

Dude, Cameron is a freakin oaf! So, what is he like 6 foot now? I feel so small, ha ha. Pretty soon he's gonna be like that giant on Princess Bride. I can't believe he got Swine Flu, and just after having staph. Is he ok now? I guess if he can go fishing he's fine. It's good to know that Marquis was able to pimp his ride, you'll have to send some pics, ha ha.

As soon as I started reading the story about Cody in Arizona, I knew it had something to do with Walker (speaking of oafs), how crazy is that?

Things are going pretty good down here. We've been getting more rain, so that's been good, cause we didn't get any for like two months. I LOVE the card you sent, my comp looked at it and asked why it was so funny, I told him he wouldn't understand.

Well, there’s been nothing terribly new going on but I’ll try to keep you posted. Thanks for everything.

Peace and love, Elder Funk